Things I Found in My Jacket Pocket on January 30 2011

Art by Koko Weikel

Things I Found in My Jacket

January 30, 2011

1. Two (2) mini notebooks
2. One (1) cell phone charger
3. $5 bill and two (2) $1 bills
4. Two (2) pens
5. lighter
6. Two (2) half smoked cigarettes
7. One (1) mostly empty cigarette pack
8. One (1) bottle of Love of God oil
9. Two bottles of Lortabs (one (1) full bottle one (1) bottle with fourteen (14) pills)
10. Six (6) keys
11. twenty-two (22) quarters
12. sixteen (16) dimes
13. nine (9) nickles
14. twenty-nine (29) pennies
15. One (1) bottle of Xanax
16. One (1) $5 coupon for G.D. Ritzy’s
17. One (1) paycheck stub
18. several receipts that have faded so bad they are no longer legible

Things I Found in My Backpack

January 30, 2011

1. copy of Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger
2. work schedule from September
3. one (1) bag of plain Sunchips
4. various receipts
5. One (1) children's pants hanger size 3T
6. An empty Best Buy plastic bag with receipt from Money Tree inside
7. A copy of Going Home by Dave Sim and Gerhard
8. Open bag of Spicy Chipotle Sunchips open
9. an envelope
10. A copy of If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell
11. A packet on recognizing artifact in electroencephalograms
12. One (1) quiz on said artifact
13. Three (3) notebooks (including this one)
14. A copy of Dream Story by Arthur Schnitzler
15. Two (2) packs of electronic cigarette chargers
16. One (1) USB chord
17. One (1) Radiohead Compact Disc (The Bends)
18. A Blackberry Curve Instruction Manual
19. A Blackberry Curve Quick Start guide
20. Two (2) paycheck stubs
21. A letter informing me of my cost of living raise
22. Four (4) ink pens. Two (2) black Two (2) red pens
23. One (1) Blu Electronic Cigarette (awesome I finally found it!)
24. Three (3) chocolate chips
25. A pack of Zest Salad Crackers
26. Two (2) all beef Slim Jims
27. Four (4) quarters
28. Three (3) dimes
29. One (1) nickel
30. Six (6) pennies
31. A pocket knife
32. One (1) large Fun Size Tootsie Roll
33. One (1) Fun Size Kit Kat Triple Chocolate
34. One (1) piece of bubble gum
35. One (1) Jawbreaker
36. One (1) Fun Size pack of M&M’s
37. Retractable Measuring Tape
38. A Sheet of sticker labels for Mini DV Fuji Film
39. Royal Tenenbaums 2 disc Criterion Collection Edition